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wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com Safety Information

Website safety is a key factor that should not be underestimated. After all, our computers and personal information stored on them are not as secure as one might think - the recent flaws found in microprocessors only confirm this. There is more than one source for finding out if a website is safe to visit or not, some more dependable than others. In this section we'll try to cover all the bases, if at all possible.

• Craeted by Symantec - a California based cyber security experts - Norton is among the most recognized security solutions you'll come across. Because of that, we put a lot of faith in their findings. Symantec assessed wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com with its Norton software and found it to be no_data. The experts did not identify any annoyance factors on the website. Symantec could not find any computer threats. And to finish this report on a bright note, no identity threats were found!
• We will be honest, whether to include WoT (or Web of Trust) assessment in this report or not has been a lengthy debate. Unlike the imperious Symantec (the company behind cyber security software Norton), WoT is less than trustworthy, as ironic as that may sound. A whole bunch of their negative reports are known to be completely wrong and even damaged the reputation of a few websites. What's arguably much worse, WoT actually sold/distributed personal user data to third parties without the former's consent. Still... just in case they are right, even if one time out of a hundred, we figured it was worth including their assessments. Just keep the context in mind and don't trust them blindly. Overall, WoT has given wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com a Trustworthiness rating of 87 out of 10. As far as Child Safety rating is concerned, it's been rated at 52 out of 100. Keep in mind Web of Trust is not exactly trustworthy, and it's hard to imagine such a reputation dissolving anytime soon.

Page speed overview

• It takes around 2.304 seconds for the homepage to fully load. If it were up to us, we'd urge the webmaster to improve. The result isn't very good, you see. Just saying.
• It's worth to note the HTML of the page is around 18 kilobytes in size. A good result that should not impact load speed in any negative way.
• Judging by tags, the homepage contains at least 6 images. A great amount! Not too many, at least. Images should not impact page load speed negatively.
• Our database tells us around 25 server requests are made before the homepage is loaded completely. This is a pleasingly low number of server requests and adds to the improvement of website load speed.

Alexa rank up close and personal

Alexa, perhaps the oldest ranking system of its sort, bases it's website rating on approximated number of visitors of a specific page. In other words, the more visitors, the higher the global and local ranks. As of recently, Alexa has well over four million websites ranked. Having said all that, Alexa rank should be taken with a grain of salt. Or a massive bucketload. In other words, we think it to be greatly overrated, as it never takes into account how popular a website is within its niche.

• Alexa claims wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com takes up 955,850 place globally, among all the indexed websites. We updated this information on 2014-08-07.
• Compare that to the best rank this website has taken 2013-12-21, which is 194,649.
• As far as we know, the worst position for wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com was 955,850 (on 2014-08-07).
• The average Alexa rank for wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com is 426,075 at this time.

Host Server In-Depth

What is a server? It's basically a physical storage device (one that, sometimes, makes up several virtual servers for the cheaper shared hosting) that holds all the files and databases associated with a specific website or websites. Obviously, it's a touch more complicated than that (servers also have processors), but the essence is quite simple - your browser contacts the server, which then sends all the neccessary information and files to your computer. Each physical server has a unique IP address assigned to it, too, for easy recognition.

• The current IP address for this website's server is 205.186.183.122.
• Server seems to be online.

HTTP header and raw WHOIS entry

If you need more raw data, here's what we managed to gather:

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Server: nginx/1.2.1
Date: Sat, 03 Jun 2017 03:31:39 GMT
Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
Connection: keep-alive
X-Powered-By: PHP/5.6.21
Vary: User-Agent,Accept-Encoding

Whois Server Version 2.0
Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.
Domain Name: WHERETHEFUCKSHOULDIGOFORDRINKS.COM
Registrar: TUCOWS DOMAINS INC.
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 69
Whois Server: whois.tucows.com
Referral URL: http://www.tucowsdomains.com
Name Server: NS1.MEDIATEMPLE.NET
Name Server: NS2.MEDIATEMPLE.NET
Status: ok https://icann.org/epp#ok
Updated Date: 22-nov-2016
Creation Date: 24-nov-2011
Expiration Date: 24-nov-2017
>>> Last update of whois database: Thu, 18 May 2017 15:03:56 GMT <<<
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IP Address: 62.75.137.71
Maximum Daily connection limit reached. Lookup refused.